According to an anonymous source close to the negotiations, the contract for a new soccer coach for the CNMI has not yet been signed. The same source confirmed that Condoleezza Rice and ED Hill are also considering the position.
Marianas Eye attempted to contact several NMIFA Board members through telepathy, but has not received a reply as of press time.
A former sports corresponent for the Saipan Tribune suggested the need to determine the toughness of a new coach by arranging a fist-fight with the former coach, Ziggy Somelongpolishname. None of the candidates commented on this suggestion, leaving room for speculation.
Stay tuned for updates.
2 comments:
Ziggy's last name was polishsausagitosky.
Are we still going to greet the new coach at the airport with a reenactment of the circle of death?
sorry, I'll be washing my hair and arriving a few minutes late. Most likely at the conclusion of the circle of death. Have fun with that though! I still am dealing with some PTSD as are all the women who showed up for "All Star" practice this morning!
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