You heard it here!

Okay, guys, here is the scoop on these famous people (and things) I know nothing about.

Ron Paul is one of the 2008 Republican presidential candidates who has come out strong against the Iraq war.

Galilea Montijo is a Mexican celebrity whose uncensored sex tape video just surfaced.

Michael Buble is a music guy -- sings, writes songs, performs, stuff like that.

Eurovision seems to be the European version of "American Idol" -- a singing contest.

Joost is a way to use the internet to watch TV "where you want it, when you want it". It hasn't gone live yet, but apparently there is a lot of anticipation.

Ubuntu is a Linux based operating system.

Mario Lopez is a "hot Hollywood star" (according to his website), and one of the stars of ABC's Dancing with the Stars, which pairs Hollywood stars with professional dancers. (I'd never heard of that either).

Bebo is a MySpace alternative.

Did you guys know this stuff?